Death by Chocolate in Austria | My Sacher Torte Hack
I've just thrown down dirt on my fourth casket. Four funerals in four weeks is a bit much. It would have been nice if at least one of them had been interspersed by a wedding. But people were in a hurry to depart and nobody had given much forethought or planning on the matter. Never mind. I do require some sobering events like these once in a while to ponder the meaning of life and death. So recently, I've been thinking how nice it would be if only I could choose how and where I would die. I think I would love to take my last breath in Salzburg, Austria , after enjoying my last mouthful of their Chocolate Sacher Torte. Hopefully, not choking on it. That would be a dreadful way to go. I'd prefer, instead, to savor a mouthful of lovely chocolate melting in my mouth, before I lay back on my pillow and melt away myself. What could be sweeter than a death by chocolate ? And my final wish would be to be buried in St. Peter's cemetery at St. Peter's Abbey in Salzburg .